JOYOUS DAY. Eight years ago this day, I was experiencing cramps and contractions since the previous night. I prepared my hospital bag and Gabi’s things (my eldest daughter who was 1 yr 2 mos. at that time) because she will be staying with her Lola while I’m at the hospital. Just like any expectant mother, I am very edgy and nervous as to what will happen within the next hours because I know I am in the first stage of labor. I just kept praying that everything will be alright, and that the baby will be delivered safely and in good condition. We’re all worried because I contacted chicken pox on my 7th month and we’re hoping that this does not affect the baby. My OB assured me that since I am on my trimester already, the baby was already formed at the time so we’re being positive that it will be that way. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: baby delivery, labor, pregnancy, pregnancy stages, pregnancy tips
1. piso lang ang pamasahe (ngayo’y 8.00 na)
2. ang babae lang ang may hikaw
3. ang preso lang ang may tattoo
4. kilala mo ang lahat ng myembro ng Voltes V
5. pinagtatawanan ang itim na rubbershoes at mahahabang shorts Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: 1980, filipino jokes, philippines 1970, Pinoy Jokes, pinoy trivia
MISTER: pag namatay ka, isusulat ko sa nitso mo “MALAMIG NUNG BUHAY, MAS MA LAMIG NUNG MAMATAY!”
MISIS: Ah ganun?! sa nitso mo naman “SA WAKAS NANIGAS DIN! Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: filipino jokes, husband and wife jokes, jokes, misis, mister, mister and misis jokes, Pinoy Jokes
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’” Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: parrot jokes, Pinoy Jokes, priest jokes
This is a true story taken from one of the most read newspapers in our country.
A 70-year old ‘lolo’ from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview. The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: consul interview, Pinoy Jokes, us embassy, visa, visa interview
I was able to receive thru email this message and it sure hit something. Let’s admit it, we are guilty in at least one or two stanzas. Magpakatotoo na lang tayo at maliwanagan sana tayo na, technology alone is not sufficient to make one man whole, We still need the guidance and constant communication with our Lord. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: bible, cellphone, cellphone vs. bible
Ingredients:
- * 1/2 kilo langka meat (raw, washed and cleaned)
* 3 pieces laurel leaves
* 1 tablespoon leeks (chopped)
* 1 small red onion (diced)
* ? cup dried fish (flaked)
* 2 cups coconut milk (1st extraction)
* 1 cup coconut milk (2nd extraction)
* Pinch of salt and pepper
Procedure:
- 1. In a deep casserole, boil langka meat until tender.
2. In another casserole, saute onion, leeks, laurel leaves and dried fish.
3. Add in langka and pour in coconut milk (1st extraction).
4. Bring up to a boil for 5 minutes.
5. Lower heat and simmer for another 5 minutes.
6. Season with salt and pepper.
7. When cooked, pour in coconut cream of 2nd extraction and cook for 3minutes.
8. Serve hot with steamed rice.
Enjoy, eating!
Tags: dish, Native Dish, ulam
Ito ang kuwento kung bakit nagsi-sinungaling ang mga lalake:
Karpintero itong si Jojo, mahirap at may pangarap na makasali sa Wowowee, at isang araw ay gumagawa siya ng bahay sa tabi ng ilog. Sa lakas ng pagpukpok ay nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog. Umiyak siya, parang si Loren Legarda noong impeachment proceedings ni Erap, at dahil dito lumitaw ang guardian angel niya. ‘Tutulungan kita, Jojo,’ sabi nito sabay lundag sa ilog. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: erap jokes, jessica simpson, paris hilton, Pinoy Jokes
Another dose of Pinoy jokes and humor. Enjoy!
Anak: Nay, totoo ba na “1st love nver dies?”
Nanay: Oo nman! Tingnan nyo yang ama nyo 1st love ko, hanggang ngayon buhay pa ang hinayupak, di pa mamatay na lang! Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: humor, laugh, Pinoy Jokes
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1950’s, 60’s and 70’s !!
First, some of us survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. ( sioktong ang inumin)
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, fish from a can ( brand : ligo ), and didn’t get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints, pati na yung laruang kabayu-kabayuhan.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, no kneepads , sometimes wala ngang preno yung bisikleta. Read the rest of this entry »
Tags: kids, pinoy, pinoy life
