Once upon a time in China , there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs.Chan with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella. The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.
Years passed, and it was time to get them married. So, the parents [...]
“Dead Man’s Chest” = “Dodo ng Patay”
“Never Been Kissed” = “Pangit Kasi”
“Lord of the Rings” = “Panginoon Pawnshop”
“8mm.” = “Ang Sa Asawa Ko”
“There’s Something About Mary” = “May Tulo Si Maria”
“The Constant Gardener” = “Ang Kabit Ni Ma’am”
“Memoirs of a Geisha” = “Naalala Niyang Gay Siya”
“Romeo & Juliet” = “Si Romeo, Kapag [...]
Recently registered names of chinese babies born in the Philippines .
born during the night - Andy Lim
born blind - Kenneth Sy
born being swindled -Lino Co
born while cooking - Nilo Toh
born as 10th child - Sam Po
Continue reading about Chinese Babies born in the Philippines
This story happened a few months ago along the Tagaytay Road. There was a guy who got left behind by a pack of mountain bikers. The group was large and he didn’t bring a cellphone. He crashed his bike somewhere between Picnic Grove and DBP.
To make things worse, a storm came in. So [...]
“Pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo na lang ako”
-electric fan
“hindi lahat ng walang salawal
ay bastos”
-winnie d’ pooh
ANG NAKARAAN….
May ibinulong ang daga sa elepante. Biglang hinimatay ang elepante.
Ano ang ibinulong ng daga?
DAGA: Buntis ako, ikaw ang ama!
SA PAGPAPATULOY….
1. piso lang ang pamasahe (ngayo’y 8.00 na)
2. ang babae lang ang may hikaw
3. ang preso lang ang may tattoo
4. kilala mo ang lahat ng myembro ng Voltes V
5. pinagtatawanan ang itim na rubbershoes at mahahabang shorts
MISTER: pag namatay ka, isusulat ko sa nitso mo “MALAMIG NUNG BUHAY, MAS MA LAMIG NUNG MAMATAY!”
MISIS: Ah ganun?! sa nitso mo naman “SA WAKAS NANIGAS DIN!
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest inquired.
“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”
This is a true story taken from one of the most read newspapers in our country.
A 70-year old ‘lolo’ from the province was accompanied by a grandson to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview. The lolo spoke not a word of English so the grandson translated for him.
